1 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,880 Oh! 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,320 Ah... Urgh! 3 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,400 Stop wanking! 4 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,840 Just because she wants to see you in her office doesn't mean 5 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,600 she's going to strip you of that badge. Yes, it does, bro. 6 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:45,600 Her taking this off me just opens the door for her getting rid of me. 7 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,480 It'll work itself out. 8 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,320 Hi, Lord Thornfield. Mr Pennington. Miss Cavendish-Dunn. Mr Alcott. 9 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,280 I'm looking forward to meeting you at tomorrow's board event. 10 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,480 Best wi... 11 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,720 Sincerely, Jaheim Marsham. 12 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,960 feet, feet 13 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,040 to your feet, feet, feet 14 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,560 feet, feet 15 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,480 THEY EXCLAIM 16 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,240 Can't lie, when I joined ALGE'bros I thought it was going to be dry, 17 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,000 but it's a likkle litty, still. 18 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,680 ALGE'bros is so my happy place. 19 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,600 Leah. Hey. Hey. Where were you for ACS? 20 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,680 Sorry, guys, I was a little busy today. 21 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,240 Busy doing what? 22 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,440 Oh. Oh. Since when? 23 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,040 Since I realised they existed. 24 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,280 Leah, you've never talked about algebra in your life. 25 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:28,120 Really? I feel like I talk about it a lot, sometimes. 26 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,520 There's nothing for me to do in ACS anyway. 27 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,320 OK, well, we'll see you at lunch? 28 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,360 Sorry, give me one second. Abby. 29 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,800 Abby. What? You can't hear me bawling out your name? 30 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,040 Yes, but I thought covering my face and breaking into a light jog 31 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,320 would let you know that I don't want to be seen dead with you. 32 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,400 Why not? It's social suicide. 33 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,000 Not just for you, but anyone seen talking to you. 34 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,440 So... 35 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,480 ..goodbye. 36 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,520 Well, I really want to be part of a society. 37 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,840 Ah! How many societies do you need? 38 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,440 Well, ACS don't need me no more, and Mabel doesn't, so. 39 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,160 Wow. Devonye really did a number on you. 40 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,200 We're not going to start with that whole narrative. 41 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,360 I know girls like Devonye. 42 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,280 Trust me, she was the one who stole your book. 43 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,400 Don't say you left it in the rah'sclart woods. 44 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,760 Listen, you're talking trash and until you come to me 45 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,520 with proper proof, this conversation is done. OK. 46 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,240 What's that? Skeleton key. 47 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,760 Perks of when I was a headmaster's daughter. 48 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,040 I say we go in there and try and find it. 49 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,240 Abby, I love you, but seriously, you have lost your mind. 50 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,680 You're scared of what you might find. 51 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,640 Cos you know it will be there. 52 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:37,120 Crazy bitches always keep mementos of bitches they felled. 53 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,480 You know what, I don't even know why I'm indulging in this. 54 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,840 It's a no. I will be in her room before the day is out, 55 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,880 whether you're with me or not. 56 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,000 Abby! Abiola! 57 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,960 Oh, my days. 58 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,760 KNOCKING 59 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,680 Come in. 60 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,800 You wanted to see me? 61 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,040 Take a seat. 62 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,040 Seems someone's been very active on their computer. 63 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,040 I heard about your event with the board. 64 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,080 I know you want to stay here permanently. 65 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,440 I just thought that the attendance of your Head Boy 66 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,600 and recommendation would strengthen your bid. 67 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,920 That is if I am still attending it as your Head Boy. 68 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,080 Hmm. 69 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,560 We'll be hosting the board in the pavilion, 5pm. 70 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,520 This is incredibly important, Mr Marsham. 71 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,960 It will determine whether I stay or go. 72 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,640 And in turn, whether you stay or go. 73 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,640 Do not screw with me 74 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,760 and I'll let you keep hold of that pin for just a little bit longer. 75 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,080 Yes, Mistress. 76 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,560 How's that MIT application going? 77 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,720 Don't think this summer's the best time for me to go. 78 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,480 Massachusetts is lovely in the summer. 79 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,960 Deadline midnight. 80 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,400 You'll love summer school. 81 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:06,440 Hello? Can anybody help me? 82 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,000 I really need a wee-wee. 83 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,360 Hello? Who-who-who's that? 84 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,640 Thanks. You need to hurry up and put something on the wall. 85 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,160 Is that what it's about? 86 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,600 Obviously. What's taking you so long? 87 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,440 I will, it's just I haven't found any secrets yet. 88 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,840 It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere. 89 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:40,440 Get your head out of your comic books and look up. 90 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,920 Why are you helping me? 91 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,040 Because I, um... 92 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,400 I-I th... I think you're... 93 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,840 RATTLING 94 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,880 This was a warning. 95 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:00,120 If your contribution is not there by this time tomorrow, 96 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,320 things will get worse. 97 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,320 Last time, they broke a kid's leg. 98 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,280 Hey. 99 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,800 Hey, so, birthday plans? I need some. 100 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,920 I thought Rupert was taking you to dinner. 101 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,000 He is. He's desperate to get me in a room alone. 102 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,280 Are you in danger? 103 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,960 He's just too much at the moment. 104 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,520 I have the ick. 105 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,800 Ick. 106 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,240 Is there anyone else? 107 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,400 Why would you think that? 108 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,640 I don't know, just asking. 109 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,160 You need to end it, Florence. Like, officially. 110 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,640 It's not that simple. 111 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,000 Wow. Oh, my gosh. 112 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,040 Birthday present from Carol. 113 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,480 Oh, my God. Oh, wow. 114 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,960 I'm not in a couple, I'm in a bloody throuple, 115 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,840 and I'm screwed if I try and leave it. 116 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,240 Please can you turn a me-and-him thing into a group thing? 117 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,520 I'll have a think. 118 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,640 I will also have a think. 119 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:00,000 Or you could put your petty grievances aside and think together. 120 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,960 It is the most important day of the year, my birthday! 121 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,360 What's the mandem telling me? 122 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,520 Abby invited me to Florence's b-day ting. 123 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,400 Oh? Are you rolling? 124 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,560 I can't. I got work to catch up on. 125 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,200 You? Behind on work? 126 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,160 I've got this, like, surprise practical. 127 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,880 How are you feeling all guilty about Abby 128 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,280 and now you're extending invites to parties? No, no, no. 129 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,920 Nothing to feel guilty about, mate. 130 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,320 Unknown T's a no. 131 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,520 His rider was too expensive. 132 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,560 Look, bruddah asked for a hot tub. 133 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,640 Hot tub, six magnum bottles of Cristal. 134 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,920 I don't even know what that is. 135 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:52,120 I bet he'll want, er, lobsters with his 20-strong entourage. 136 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,040 This shit's expensive, right? Wait, hold on. 137 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,280 Are you making up his rider? 138 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,760 Wow, got Sherlock Holmes here in the building. 139 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,760 Carol had to cut the budget for the Spring Ball, so... 140 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,840 You really have no shame. 141 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:08,640 Yelena. These numbers are... 142 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,160 ..insane. 143 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,440 Coming to this party or what, bruv? 144 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,120 No, I've got this thing with Carol. 145 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,520 Oh, yeah? Nice to see you getting yourself back out there 146 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,600 after Beatrix. It's with the board, you idiot. 147 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,600 Uh, why are you bigging up Carol? 148 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,720 I'm not going to big up Carol, I'm bigging up myself. 149 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,320 She's coming for me. 150 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,040 If I get the board on the side, then less likely to kick me out, 151 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,560 aren't they? Well, you can big up the rest of us as well, then. 152 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,080 Could do that, you know. 153 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,960 When did a 'me' thing become a 'we' thing now? 154 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,520 I already tried to get rid of Carol for all of us. 155 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,720 Now you, you have the chance to save us all. 156 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,120 You could tell the board that she's trying to get rid of us. 157 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,840 I mean, I don't know. 158 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,160 I'd do it for you, though. 159 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,080 Yeah, funny you want me to risk it all at this event 160 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,120 and you get to go party, so what? What, there's a party? Yeah, yeah! 161 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:53,840 What? Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm not invited, but I'm coming. 162 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,120 All right, hear what I'm saying. 163 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,600 There's a saying. 164 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,360 "Heavy is the head that wears the crown." 165 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,640 Know what I'm trying to say? 166 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,360 OK, so I did Google it, 167 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,960 and apparently open auditions for EastEnders isn't a thing, 168 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,680 which is so dumb, so I thought we'd just go to the producers, 169 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,760 we'd go to that studio, and we'd demand an audition for you, Femi. 170 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,880 I think we'll get it, we will, I mean I have a cousin in... 171 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:29,720 Oluwafemi Adewale Temidayo Gbolahan Adebayo! 172 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,160 Hi, Uncle. Time to go. What, what, what now? 173 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,000 I thought you would at least let me see the term out. 174 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,560 Well, you thought wrong, donkey. 175 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,120 Maybe we should talk about what happened. 176 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,480 It was a hockey game. 177 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,000 It turned out how it turned out. 178 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,280 No love lost. 179 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,160 No, but Abs, it... 180 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,800 ..shouldn't have gone down like that. 181 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,160 I am sorry. 182 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,840 Maybe your dad will come back. 183 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,280 I don't think he will. 184 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,880 He's extended his trip. 185 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,200 I told him to. 186 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,080 He's actually really happy. 187 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,240 Urgh. 188 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,160 We could always rob one of the Year 7s. 189 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,120 I mean, 50K a year to them's like pocket money. 190 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,720 Rupert, hey. 191 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,720 We were wondering what you had planned for Florence's birthday. 192 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,840 Why do you need to know? 193 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,080 We're her best friends, Rupert. 194 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,560 We know what she likes and what she hates. 195 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,120 And we know what she's like when she hates. 196 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,800 I'm taking her to La Maison Claire. Again?! Again?! 197 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,840 Yes, she loves the food there. 198 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,840 I just think she wants to do something with her friends. 199 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,520 You guys can just do something with her afterwards. 200 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,120 OK, but don't bring her back to us crying as we are not mopping 201 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,320 up her tears because you thought 250 a head was fancy. 202 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,960 Oh, wait. 203 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,280 What's your thing, then? 204 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,360 Just get her ready for five o'clock, and then leave the rest to us. 205 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,400 What? Your card. Jesus Christ. We need to buy things, Rupert. 206 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,400 We're literally doing this on your behalf! 207 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,680 I've, I've bought her something. 208 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,560 It's different, it's, uh, it's not too expensive. 209 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,360 I, it's nice, I think... Look, it's touching. 210 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,440 Can I, can I just run it by you first? 211 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,000 We need your card to sort out all of your fuck ups. Oh, my God. 212 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,320 We are literally snowed under as it is. OK. 213 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,360 You know, there's probably enough money on this card to pay 214 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,760 for both our school fees. 215 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:25,480 Wait. But will he notice that much money gone from his account? 216 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,480 Joking! 217 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,640 Oh, my God, you would totally do it! 218 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,800 Hello, hello, hello. 219 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,520 Where you dey go? That was the last of your things. 220 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,880 I'm just going to say bye to everyone. 221 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,120 Kini? Are you married to these people? Eh? 222 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,360 You've only known them for five minutes, they'll survive. 223 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,840 Uncle, please, just... 224 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,000 Before I lick your shins, you are done in this place. 225 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,800 Stop playing games, get in the car. 226 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,880 Frog. Your head shaped like a frog. 227 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,520 KNOCKING 228 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,000 Come in. 229 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,760 I just saw Femi leaving. 230 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,240 I know. Very sad. 231 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,680 It is. He was excelling and now he's going home. 232 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,680 Unfortunately, I can't force people to stay. 233 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,560 But trying to bribe people could potentially make them leave. 234 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,760 I thought we'd cleared this up. 235 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,880 I'm not sure what you think you heard, but I'd be very careful 236 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,760 about throwing accusations around without proof. 237 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,480 Understood. 238 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,720 Was there anything else? 239 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,920 No. 240 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,080 Not for now. 241 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,120 Get your head out of your comic books and look up. 242 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,880 It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere. 243 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,080 The party's being thrown by the FAB girls, 244 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,600 so you know it's going to be fucking messy. It always is. 245 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,480 Hey. Hey. I was really hoping we could talk about how we left things 246 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,080 the other day... Yeah, um, maybe later, I've got a party to get to. 247 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,440 I was thinking now. 248 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,560 See you later. 249 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,360 You check the drawers, I'll check the wardrobe. 250 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,360 It's not there, let's go. 251 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,200 It'll only take twice as long if I have to do it all by myself. 252 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,320 Mm, no. 253 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,920 Everything must be exactly how you found it. 254 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,560 Abby, how many times have you done this? 255 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,000 Oh, my days. 256 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,360 OK, so it's not here. 257 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,440 I'm not saying I'm wrong, but I may have... 258 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,080 ..jumped to conclusions. 259 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,640 Who do you think this is? 260 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,400 I don't know. Her sister? 261 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,840 Bro, why would you hide a picture of you and your sister 262 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,040 in the back of a cupboard? 263 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,800 It'd make no sense. Maybe... Maybe she hates her, 264 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,880 but her parents made her bring a picture of her anyway. 265 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,560 Look how she's gripping on her. That's romance. 266 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,960 Mm, yes. Wait... 267 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,800 What...? Look. 268 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,760 CHIMING 269 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,040 Bro, that's her. Bro, that... 270 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,800 Mm. 271 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,320 Hello? Why would you answer it? 272 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,920 I want to know who she is. Oh, my days. OK? 273 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,240 Dev? 274 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,600 Hello? Hello. 275 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,640 Dev. 276 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,640 It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, 277 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:19,080 it's calm, it's calm. Dev, are you there? Just... Oh, my God, go. 278 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,720 Go! 279 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,760 I can't believe you got me into this mess, Abby. Oh, my days. 280 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,680 Well, at least we know she didn't steal your book. 281 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,200 Yeah, but I have stolen her fricking laptop! 282 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,880 Keep your voice down! 283 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,000 PHONE BUZZES 284 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Oh! OK, I've got to sort out some last-minute party stuff, but... 285 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,280 Abby! 286 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,360 Wait for the corridor to clear, 287 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,680 sneak back in and put the laptop back, OK? 288 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,200 Here, meet me by the cars. Mwah. 289 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,240 Bye. 290 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,080 Oh, for the love of God. 291 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,360 KNOCKING 292 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,160 Wait there! 293 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,920 Come in. 294 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,880 Ah. 295 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,560 It won't be the entire board, just the important ones. 296 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,800 I can't wait to meet the important ones. 297 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,640 Remember, you are attending for me. 298 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,120 Everything you say will be for the benefit of me. 299 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,360 Stray from that, there will be consequences. 300 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,000 Easy enough. 301 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,120 Gus, thank you for coming. 302 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,640 My pleasure. 303 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,760 Why are you here? 304 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,520 Carol asked me to come. 305 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,160 She told me about you hacking her diary, 306 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,600 not turning up for the showcase. 307 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,800 What are you planning to do in there? 308 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,600 Why do you always think the worst of me? 309 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,000 Watch my make-up, watch my make-up! OK, are you ready? 310 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,360 Yeah! I smell Claridge's! 311 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,920 SHE SCREAMS 312 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,880 Oh, bumper cars. 313 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,480 Yes. You girls know me so well. 314 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,200 Oh, babe! 315 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,400 Wait, this is what you used my card for? Oh, my God, Rupert, 316 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,640 we will pay you back when we can! 317 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,000 When are you going to pay me back? 318 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,880 So tight right now. 319 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,720 Hey, fun, tacky but fun. 320 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,280 Bottoms up, OK. 321 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,400 Oh, wait. Do you think that we can drink and drive on these? 322 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,280 We love fast cars! 323 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,640 Sure they'll be here any minute. 324 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,880 PHONE BUZZES 325 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,440 Um, do I have time to go to the bathroom, please? 326 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,480 Be quick. 327 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,800 Thank you. 328 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,360 Hello. 329 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,080 Hey. 330 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,040 Yeah, I was just wanting to call to say that 331 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,520 I wouldn't make it to your parents' evening, but... 332 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,880 Nah, it's cool. Mum's going to come with me. 333 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,400 Afterwards, I'm going to spend a few nights at Mum's house. 334 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,040 Do that every week or something. 335 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,800 Grandma said to see how I get on. 336 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,160 Didn't want you finding out from anyone else. 337 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,320 Do you, uh, do you think that's a good idea? 338 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,760 Uh, yeah. 339 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,080 OK. 340 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,080 I just don't want you getting attached and then she leaves again. 341 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,120 I'm just calling to let you know, innit. 342 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,800 All right, bye. 343 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,560 They're here. Make sure you stay in line. 344 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,560 Head Boy, good grades. Why do you keep riding me? 345 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,040 Because you don't tell me what's going on, Jaheim. 346 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,360 All the information I get about you is through Carol. 347 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,560 Yeah, did Carol tell you that she's been trying 348 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,040 to kick us out this whole time? 349 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,520 Hmm? Has she told you that she keeps on riding us 350 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,840 since we've been here just because we exist? 351 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,280 Yeah, you got us this scholarship, thank you, 352 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,960 but, I mean, you ain't been here. I have. 353 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,800 So, I'm going to tell the board about Carol. 354 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,160 That's what this is all about. 355 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,600 I go in there, I schmooze some old people, get them on side, job done. 356 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,400 OK, the board aren't on your side, Jaheim. 357 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,440 You're not going to be turning anyone against Carol, 358 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,920 so if that's your intention, you might as well go home right now. 359 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,680 Yeah, well, if I don't go in there, then I let those guys down 360 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,160 and I let Caleb down, even though he doesn't need me any more. 361 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,520 I get that, but you're going to feel uncomfortable as hell. 362 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,240 They're going to be prodding you for your sad little stories 363 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,320 to make them feel good about themselves. 364 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,840 It's not worth it, and Carol will win. 365 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,040 Yeah, but Carol... Leave it with me. 366 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,480 I'm the grown-up, you're the kid. 367 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,680 Go be one. 368 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,520 Are my strapping young men ready to go? 369 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,040 Coming! 370 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,280 God, I hate that woman. 371 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800 HORNS BLARE 372 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,320 Taking forever. 373 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,280 Oya! Come on! 374 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,680 Going to be late. 375 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:17,000 My friend, take your long dangling dry lips off the floor. 376 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,360 Do you know how many children would die for an education 377 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,040 you're about to receive back home? 378 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,040 You are even lucky they have a space for you to start on Monday. 379 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,000 Monday?! Your father said your uniform arrived today even. 380 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,680 You can try it on when we land tonight. 381 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,360 Aya! Come on! 382 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,880 Tonight? Oya, move, move, move, move, move, move. 383 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 384 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,120 Are we going to the airport now? 385 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,440 Where did you think we was going, eh? Eh? Disneyland? 386 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,360 Donkey, let him go! Sloth, move your car! 387 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,520 Look at this donkey! Femi! Femi! 388 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,640 What are you doing? 389 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,480 Uncle, I'm sorry. I can't do this right now. 390 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,760 I can't. Femi! You better come back here now! I'm sorry, Uncle. 391 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,520 If I start running now... 392 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:02,640 My boy! Hey! Femi! 393 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:07,240 Come back here now! Femi! 394 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,040 You must stop this nonsense now! 395 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,920 When I get my hands on you I am going to deal with you well, well. 396 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,200 Come here, frog. 397 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,640 What is this wizardry? Femi! 398 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,960 Femi! Femi! 399 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,120 Is this what they are teaching in your school, eh? 400 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,840 Running around like a pig? 401 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,200 I don't want to go back. 402 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,680 Everything I know is here. 403 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,160 Please don't make me. 404 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,920 Yay God-o. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle. 405 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,160 God, yeah, this boy will kill me today. 406 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,720 Are you all right? 407 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,880 Ode ni e, do I look all right to you? 408 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,160 Yeh, no, don't touch me, jare. 409 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,480 I'm going to call the ambulance. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. 410 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,480 Don't do that. Just, just, just help me up back to the car 411 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,680 before we miss your flight. 412 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,040 Oh! Uncle! Why can't you just let me stay here? 413 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,840 Because you are failing! 414 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,200 The only reason I'm failing 415 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,920 is because I'm doing a subject that my dad chose for me. 416 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,680 I'm not going to do any better when I go to another country. 417 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,080 So, what needs to change? Because these grades cannot continue. 418 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,800 Ask my dad to let me change to a subject that I'm good at. 419 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,280 Like what? 420 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,160 Like...drama? 421 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,240 Jesus Christ. Jesu ba mi s e! On the mountain... 422 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,360 Uncle, I am really good at drama. You saw me. 423 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,400 He will say you end up being a clown for a living, 424 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,040 while your friends are running the country. 425 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,240 A school like mine, it's about who you know. 426 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,520 The connections. 427 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,120 It's not only about the grades. 428 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,080 If I don't get good grades, I... 429 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,160 I don't get to stay, anyway. 430 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,360 So, you have to let me try. 431 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,640 I will talk to your father. 432 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,920 So, you're going to let me stay? 433 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,280 But you have one term to turn this around. 434 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,000 Ah! 435 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,520 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, don't, don't touch me, donkey! Help me up. 436 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,920 Hey. What's happening, bro? 437 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,000 What you doing here? Ting done already? 438 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,400 Yeah. Yeah? Uh-huh. 439 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,800 How'd it go? Are we saved? 440 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,080 I didn't go. 441 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,120 So, not only are you not saved, but I'm probably gone as well. 442 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,280 Brother, why? 443 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,880 I wanted to party, innit? 444 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,320 This guy. 445 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,280 In fact, I've got some business to attend to. 446 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,640 Catch you later. 447 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,400 Happy birthday. 448 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,240 I thought you couldn't make it! 449 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,640 Yeah? Well, I changed my plans cos I'm such a great friend. 450 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,960 Right! 451 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,200 So, where's my birthday gift? 452 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,280 I am the gift. 453 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,080 My presence is a present. 454 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,240 Is that Shakespeare? Yeah. 455 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,480 Yeah. This can be my birthday gift. 456 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,720 Never seen you drink. 457 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,160 What is it? Voddy. 458 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,760 Voddy for the body. 459 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,960 OK. 460 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,440 Yum! 461 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,520 Woo! 462 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:35,600 Bon Bon by Fcukers 463 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,760 Where the hell is Jaheim? Oh, uh, he said he wasn't feeling well. 464 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,120 Oh, bullshit! 465 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,600 He is trying to screw me over. 466 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,720 Everyone's expecting to meet him. 467 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,400 Making me look like a fool. 468 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,160 You fix this, Gus, or I'm bringing him down with me. 469 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,640 Is this Jaheim having fun? 470 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,000 Are you surprised? 471 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,640 I just always thought you were quite serious. 472 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,520 I thought you couldn't make it? 473 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,560 Well, uh, were you asking for me or something? 474 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,880 No, no, I was not. 475 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,280 OK. Do you want a shot? 476 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,640 Oh, no, no, I'm OK. 477 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,200 Alex is getting me one. 478 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,120 Are you and Alex, like...? 479 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,440 OK, why? 480 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,960 Just making small talk. 481 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,320 All right. Sounds a lot like you wanted to ask 482 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,640 if I was dating somebody, but you would never just go right out 483 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,960 and ask me. No, no, no, that would ruin the cool. 484 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,280 So, you think I'm cool? 485 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,480 Jaheim, I just never really got the impression 486 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,680 that you liked me very much, so... Really? Really. Yeah. 487 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,920 OK, well, I'm sorry I didn't make you feel that way. 488 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,520 Cos I do. Well, did actually. 489 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,600 But that doesn't matter any more. 490 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,200 Hey, babes. You ready? Ah, yeah. 491 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,960 How you doing, mate? You good? 492 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,240 Good, you? Yeah, man. Good, good. 493 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,040 I'm going to go over there. Yeah. 494 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,840 Just going to go... 495 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,240 ..do my thing. 496 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,040 Yeah, see you soon, yeah? 497 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,200 Yeah. 498 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,720 See you later. Yeah, see ya. 499 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,040 All right. 500 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,960 Yelena... 501 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,200 I, uh, did you, uh, 502 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,120 did you get a chance to look at those numbers I sent you? 503 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,320 Mm-hm. For Unknown T? I did. Yeah. 504 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,360 Shame, right? Breddah's going to brok the bank. 505 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,760 Might have to get Felix to enquire about that skinny jean band 506 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,120 after all. The numbers are fine. I'll pay from my own pocket. 507 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,400 Oh, really? It is double his fee. 508 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,720 I don't care. 509 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,160 To have him cancel now is social suicide. 510 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,440 Right. 511 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,320 Nah, I completely understand. 512 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,280 Yes! What are you both talking about? 513 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,600 Um, Spring Balls. 514 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,240 Mm. It's going to be epic. 515 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,080 Right, Toby? Right. 516 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,240 I actually can't wait. 517 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,480 It was insane last year. 518 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,720 Mm. 519 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,560 What, who performed last year, again? 520 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,800 Oh, no, not cos of the act. 521 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,960 We all took molly, and it became absolutely crazy. 522 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,640 Mm-hm. How crazy? 523 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,560 Oh, let me show you. 524 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160 Um... 525 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,240 Ah, OK. 526 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,000 Is... This is just on your socials? 527 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,560 Yeah. I've never been so hungover in my life. 528 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,280 This is my private account. 529 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,080 Mm, so hot. 530 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,160 Oh, that's what you wore? 531 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,280 Nothing on what I'm wearing this year. 532 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,440 You should come round tonight, and I'll show you. 533 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,040 Abby! 534 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,320 I think Carol needs to see this. 535 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,120 Toby, come on! Oh, my God, look at this! 536 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,280 It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere. 537 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,680 Hey, roller-coaster that way, now! Come now, come. 538 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,720 I ain't taking no... Don't make me whack you with that cocktail. 539 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,960 Can I get some attention from the birthday girl? 540 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,640 You never see him like this. 541 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,280 Why are we always going on about Jaheim? 542 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,200 Well, no, I'm just happy for him. 543 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,520 It's just nice to see him being so playful. 544 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,880 I got you something. 545 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,080 It's a big box for the Tiffany earrings I asked for. 546 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,440 I bought the earrings as well. 547 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,680 This is something else. 548 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,880 OK. 549 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,440 I think you'll like it. 550 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,120 Is this Mummy's work? 551 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,480 This is me. 552 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,240 Do you like it? It's got all the... 553 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,280 You know, we went to the gig and... 554 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,560 It's funny, right? It's good. 555 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,000 The earrings are back at mine. 556 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,440 I've got those, this is just... 557 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,120 I thought you'd like this. 558 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,400 Cool, um, I didn't know you kept them. 559 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,600 Yeah. 560 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,720 Bit out of character. 561 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,080 I was expecting a little bit more. 562 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,920 Thank, thank you. 563 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,720 Thanks. You know, just... I was expecting a bit more. 564 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,000 Come on Florence, let's go. 565 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,040 I didn't know there was a way to accept gifts. 566 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,200 Thank you. 567 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,560 I thought it was nice. 568 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,760 Oh, fuck off. 569 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,280 Fuck off, go and draw or something. 570 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,080 Boo! 571 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,560 Aargh! Fuck. 572 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,200 You OK? 573 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,360 Yeah. LAUGHS WEAKLY 574 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,600 Oh. Just enjoying the view. 575 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,480 Between your legs? Yep. 576 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,920 So, you've been enjoying your birthday, then? Yeah. 577 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,800 It's been all right. 578 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,720 What, did Rupert not get you the right pony? 579 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,120 No. 580 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,440 I wish it was that. 581 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,760 Well, listen, I'm no relationship guru, 582 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,320 but it seems like you're a little bit checked out. 583 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:19,040 I sort of miss the Rupert that was a bit of a prick. 584 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,080 This... 585 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,880 ..chocolate-and-picture-frame Rupert is a bit annoying. 586 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,280 So, why don't you just dump him? 587 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,480 I'm not just dating Rupert. 588 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,240 I am dating the Watlington-Geese family. 589 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,920 Oh, I see, I see. 590 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,640 One must not just dump one's partner, 591 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,440 one must consult one's whole entire family. 592 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,000 One's, one's, one's. 593 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,400 Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. Yes. 594 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,200 The whole Head Girl, A-star, hockey thing 595 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,560 is all towards something, Jaheim. 596 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,240 I've worked too hard to just chuck it all away 597 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,720 because of a shitty relationship. 598 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,720 So, if I have to play the dutiful girlfriend to get a glowing 599 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,080 reference from Carol, then so be it. Yeah. 600 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,120 But, um, well, if it makes you feel any better, 601 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,000 I've pretty much gone and fucked up my whole future, so... 602 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,240 Is this why we're getting the reckless Jaheim? 603 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,280 I wouldn't really call him that. 604 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,640 Maybe just, um... 605 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,160 ..a little less overthinking Jaheim. 606 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,240 What about Beatrix? 607 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,040 That's dead. 608 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,480 There is no me and Beatrix any more. 609 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,320 Ask her. She's with Alex. 610 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,360 Happy birthday to you. 611 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,120 Happy birthday to me. 612 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,840 Florence! Florence, where are you? 613 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,880 Shit. 614 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,920 Florence wait, Florence, hey. 615 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,400 Wait, wait, wait. 616 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,400 Um, thank you for the amazing party. 617 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,160 It's OK. 618 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,400 See you later. 619 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,760 Bye. 620 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,880 You forgot your... Shit. 621 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,880 Want to come back to mine? 622 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,920 I'm really tired, but I'll see you tomorrow. 623 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,000 Thank you for a fab birthday. 624 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,080 Femi, what are you doing back here? 625 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,960 I'm sorry for coming to your house, but I wanted to tell you... 626 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,440 Yeah, this is where you tell me, Femi. 627 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,680 My uncle's going to let me stay. 628 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,160 Ah, that's great. 629 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,760 Yeah, I convinced him to let me change my course to drama. 630 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,840 Uh, but can you help me with that? 631 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,160 You know, talk to Carol? 632 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,440 Yeah, of course. 633 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,040 Thank you. 634 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,880 But am I good? Like, you're not messing with me? 635 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,200 You're good, Femi. 636 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,600 Like, this isn't some diversity thing for you. 637 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,880 Because if this doesn't work, I am done. 638 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,600 My family don't play games, and I can't be embarrassing myself. 639 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,200 I can't just magic it out of nothing. 640 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,600 It's down to you. 641 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,080 Do you think you can do it? 642 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,720 Y-yeah. 643 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,920 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 644 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,040 Yes. 645 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,120 I'm so fucking proud of you! 646 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,280 You worked so hard. 647 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,360 Right, I'll see you in class tomorrow. 648 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,000 See you. Go on. 649 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,480 Night. 650 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,880 Ah, that was such a fun party. 651 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,040 What the fuck happened to you? 652 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,600 Have you been here this whole time? 653 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,000 Why haven't you taken back her laptop? 654 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,400 I was going to. 655 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,200 But hear me out. 656 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,440 You said you wanted to know who this Megan girl is. 657 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,720 I know. It's her girlfriend. 658 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,920 How have we gone from looking for your stolen book 659 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,240 to you stealing her laptop? 660 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,320 Are you the crazy one? 661 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,200 No, she still could have stolen the book. 662 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,320 I'm saying that if she's lying about having a girlfriend, 663 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,880 it means she could be lying about the book. 664 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,040 This is evidence. 665 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,480 Evidence. Exactly. 666 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,560 She's going to know you were in her room. 667 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,120 Oh, my God, don't steal from the crime scene, Leah! 668 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,280 Oh, I'm sorry I don't know the ins and outs 669 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,120 of breaking and entering, Abby. I just need to tell Mabel. 670 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,640 Tell her what? 671 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,760 That you stole her girlfriend's laptop 672 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,880 and went through her personal shit like a psychopath? 673 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,120 Take it back. Take it back. 674 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,480 Don't say a word and pray to God that no-one finds out. 675 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,160 Hey, Leah. Hi. 676 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,640 I didn't misplace it. I left it right here. 677 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,240 And look, someone's been going through my stuff. 678 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,120 I mean, who would steal my laptop from me? 679 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,440 I'm really nice. 680 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,880 Yeah, like, the nicest person I know. 681 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,640 You look burst. how you feeling? 682 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,360 I jammed, man, why did I drink so much? 683 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,760 You had fun, though. Urrgh! 684 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,320 Looking like you're pushing out some demons or something, bro. 685 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,040 Mm, something like that. 686 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,520 What you doing? What's that? 687 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,760 A likkle love letter to Carol trying to get your Head Boy spot back? 688 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,760 No, I don't care about that. 689 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,360 This is, um, a summer school application for MIT in the States. 690 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,920 Yeah, I was pushing it back before cos I thought I'd want to be here 691 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,480 for Caleb, but he don't need me any more, so... 692 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,000 Yeah, this is the only thing I wanted for myself. 693 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,280 That's hard, fam. 694 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,200 Well, I need a recommendation from Carol. 695 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,960 I'm drunk and it was due at, like, midnight, so... 696 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,120 Yeah, it's over. 697 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,360 It's calm, though. 698 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,480 It's not midnight in Massachusetts. 699 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,680 Which is why I am delighted to write this 700 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,760 letter of recommendation for our Head Boy, Jaheim Marsham. 701 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,560 Delighted? 702 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,800 Delighted sounds too frilly, you know what I mean? 703 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,760 Kind of makes you sound like a... 704 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,680 Like a white woman, which is what Carol is. 705 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,600 Just let me write the damn ting. 706 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,440 Come wake me out of my bed say I can't use the word delighted. 707 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,720 Char. Peace. 708 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,120 Big O, how are you getting on? 709 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:22,520 Good. It's just, morally I feel kind of... 710 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,680 Bro, this is the last of the headed paper we've got. 711 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,440 So, don't fuck it up. 712 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,320 You lot really love me, innit? 713 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,960 BEEPING Oh! 714 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,200 What now? 715 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,880 Femzino. 716 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,880 Still clear, oga. 717 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,800 Done. Lovely. 718 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,240 You're up. Ah! 719 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,960 Make sure when you send it from Carol's account, delete that email. 720 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,360 Tick tock, tick tock. 721 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,080 Done. 722 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,880 I love you guys. 723 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,480 Oh, what did he say? I said, I love you guys. 724 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,760 I can't lie, that's a Y. 725 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,000 Who's there? Hello? 726 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,080 Hello! Who's that?! 727 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,800 Be seated. 728 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,040 I have some great news to announce this morning. 729 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,840 It has been confirmed that 730 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,720 Master Ashford will not be returning. 731 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,920 And as of yesterday, 732 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:10,640 I have been officially appointed to lead St Gilbert's. 733 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,000 This morning marks my first assembly as your headmistress 734 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,520 on permanent tenure. 735 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,040 First order of business. 736 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,000 My attention has recently been brought to the debauched affairs 737 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 that took place at last year's Spring Ball. 738 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,240 So... 739 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,360 What the fuck? 740 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,720 ..I have decided to cancel the event. 741 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,920 Such... 742 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,160 MURMERS OF DISAPPROVAL Thank you. 743 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,120 Such behaviour is not welcome, 744 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,600 and definitely not encouraged at St Gilbert's. 745 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,680 KNOCKING 746 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,280 Come in. 747 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,240 You let me down. 748 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,760 A lot of important people were expecting you. 749 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,720 Gus covered for you, but I won't. 750 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,080 It's been an honour. 751 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,840 Mum, I don't want to be Head Boy. 752 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,200 It is a privilege. 753 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,040 For who? Literally everyone who works with you is miserable. 754 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,520 You know, the day I was forced to step down 755 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,920 was the best day of my life. 756 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,560 You are Head Boy, Felix, and you will like it. 757 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,920 Take that look off your face, you're not five. 758 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,480 PHONE BUZZES 759 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,560 Someone's having a good day? 760 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,040 Something like that. 761 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,160 So good to see Femi's back. 762 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,800 I'm glad we bumped into each other. 763 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,760 I think this writer-in-residence position has run its course. 764 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,520 As headmistress, I have to make difficult decisions. 765 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,360 I do hope you understand. 766 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,760 You'll have to leave sooner rather than later. 767 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,080 Yeah, it'll probably be later. 768 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,240 By the way, I came to see you earlier, but you weren't in. 769 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,160 But I was able to get your shredder working. 770 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,440 Just give me a shout if you need help with anything else. 771 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,080 Hey. You've been avoiding me. 772 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,440 I thought I'd come over and, uh, we could talk. 773 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,000 Yeah, well, I kind of have to be somewhere right now. Oh, I see. 774 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,680 Secret Raisinette Alliance. 775 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,000 Where's my sketchbook? 776 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,920 I came here to talk and you're worried about a sketchbook. 777 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,880 I left it here this morning. 778 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,560 I come back and... 779 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,520 Do you think I took it? 780 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,280 Well, it's got Raisinette stuff in it. 781 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,680 And I know how much you wanted to be in the Raisinettes. 782 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,560 You got in, I didn't, shit happens. 783 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,200 Look, if you have it, just give it back, please. 784 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,480 And then we can forget about it, and we can move on. 785 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,680 Screw you, Omar, and your little cult. 786 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,240 I'm glad that book is gone, 787 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:04,800 and I hope that whatever dirty secrets are in there, come out. 788 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,280 SCREAMS